Thursday, October 15, 2009

GARTH BROOKS TO COME OUT OF RETIREMENT; CHRIS GAINES STILL MISSING


Has it been nine years already? Who does this guy think he is, Sinatra, or Brett Favre?

Garth, I haven't really noticed people beating a path to your door while you've been away, but I can't say that I was watching that attentively. Life with Trish getting dull? Couldn't cut it on the Padres? And what of your sidekick/alter ego/schizophrenic multiple personality disorder manifestation, Chris Gaines? Can he be also waiting in the wings, perhaps as your opening act? Will the black Stetson fit over his wig? Or will we see an ALL NEW stage persona this time around? One with a little talent would be refreshing. Or you could try that rodeo clown gig.

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